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Case #1 "Safe as milk"

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The return of Juanita Brown

Juanita foundJuanita was found wondering around Battery park aimlessly, whilst eating some old rice on January 25th 2000.

 

Joe Smith

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joe Smith — Used tire salesman, and all around good guy, found Juanita.

"You see a lot of bums around, but she seemed different.I felt sorry for her as soon as I saw what she was eating. She was mumbling incoherently... Something about a milkman, I think.

"I took her to the nearest police station, and went back to work."

 

Case 1:
“Safe as milk”

Milk
The strange case of Juanita Brown’s disappearance
Case 2:
“Tiki Terror”

Tiki
Forbidden photos and terror in a Tiki lounge
Case 3:
“When Harry met mibs”

Harry
What was Harry onto and why did he have to die?

 

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