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3:05pm Jan 25, 23rd Precinct Police Station:

Panic button!

The return of Juanita Brown

Juanita found"The lady came to us very confused. When asked her age she said she was 9 years old, and that she had a big test today at school."

"It didn’t add up: it was a Sunday. Her last memory was her running through a clearing with a milkman chasing her. She broke out in a cold sweet when Lt. Jenson, started to drink milk from the carton."

The boys at the 23rd Precinct often call us when the freaky stuff goes down. We called in a specialist, one Dr Fritz Freitag. Canned Revolution

Dr Freitag made a name for himself after renouncing his participation along side the U.S. government on the MK-ULTRA project that took place in the 80’s involving the use of pyschotropic drugs on Canadian mental patients."Dr Fritz Freitag


“Yes I remember her coming round, She was, as we say in the profession, totally f**ked up!!! But with extensive hypnosis we were able to find out that she lived at 49 Maple Avenue, in the suburbs of Rochester, N.Y."

"She was deluded — insisting that it was the year 1984, that she was 9 years old, and that she had a test today. I introduced her to a very close friend of mine – Lithium, and also her mom was contacted."

Thanks to the management tools available in prescription form Juanita now lives a comfortable life.

 

Case 1:
“Safe as milk”

Milk
The strange case of Juanita Brown’s disappearance
Case 2:
“Tiki Terror”

Tiki
Forbidden photos and terror in a Tiki lounge
Case 3:
“When Harry met mibs”

Harry
What was Harry onto and why did he have to die?

 

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