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“Visions in the night” – the Jessica Lynched story

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Private Lynched: America’s favourite heroine

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Finally the tale of Private Lynched, patriot, heroine and all-round good girl can be told.
Canned Revolution offers you this photo essay of the War on Terror™’s answer to Audie Murphy. Private Jessica Lynched is awesome. We here at the revolution can’t stop thinking about Private Lynched. She’s cool. And by cool, we mean totally sweet.

 

 

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