Throughout the night, Private Lynched worked tirelessly with the wounded,
transporting both injured and healthy across the compound, away from
the site of the explosion. Many of the victims were in shock and disorientated.
The resourceful Private Lynched started wearing bunny ears in an effort
to cheer up her stricken comrades in arms. Thus she won an important
battle, without even firing a shot: the battle for her unit’s morale.
Her
CO later said of the incident: "Private Jessica Lynched is awesome. I
can’t stop thinking about Private Jessica Lynched. She’s cool. And by
cool, I mean totally sweet."
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Private Jessica Lynched rescues yet another trooper after the gas cooker explosion. |
