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“Visions in the night” – the Jessica Lynched story

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Private Lynched: Explosion in Camp

 

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Private Jessica Lynched runs across camp after the explosion to save her friend.

Soon after entering Iraq, Private Lynched got her first chance to be a heroine. One evening in her camp, someone left a gas cooker unattended. The cooker exploded, but in the ensuing chaos Private Lynched kept her head and did the right thing.

Private Jessica Lynched rescuing her friend after the gas cooker explosion.

Having taken some shrapnel in her little finger, Private Lynched still had enough energy to save her best friend’s life.
Her friend later said from her hospital bed: "Private Jessica Lynched is awesome. I can’t stop thinking about Private Jessica Lynched. She’s cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet."

Private Jessica Lynched and friend in the early days of Operation Keep Mohammed Down.

 

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