Private Jessica Lynched engaged in night patrol maneuvers
After joining
the army, Private Lynched came into her own. She jumped at the chance
to help enforce democracy upon the Middle East. The modest heroine explains:
"Operation Keep Mohammed Down seemed like the perfect opportunity to
persue one of my childhood dreams: world peace. Whatever you think about
President Bush, he’s pretty committed to the idea of world peace: he
wants it, and he’s prepared to kill as many people as it takes to get it."
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Private Jessica Lynched prepares for battle. |
