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“Visions in the night” – the Jessica Lynched story

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The Childhood of Private Lynched

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Early drawing and essay by Private Jessica Lynched

"I love granpaw and granma.
Granmas love their granchildren becos they are special. My granma likes to sew. Granmas are fun. i love to eat her cooking and she helps do my homework. They like to play games too.
Grandpa makes airplane motors and fixs swings and eats some thing that i’m not allowed to eat like bbq ribs and lightbulbs. He likes to go fish and catch catfish. Granpaw likes to exercise which helps his body."
By Private Jessica age 6

Private Jessica Lynched grandparents have even more to be proud of Jessica nowadays: Jessica’s grandmother said "Jessie is awesome. We can’t stop thinking about her. She’s cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet."

Private Jessica Lynched aged 13, engaged in nighttime softball maneuvers.

Private Jessica Lynched at night, before she joined the army.

 

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